La Blue Girl is actually a very well-known anime. I told my friend that I got this sequel and he said, "you know the first one was straight porn, right? Well, I didn't, but after watching this one, I can only imagine. La Blue Girl is a popular hentai title about a sex ninja. She returns in a new DVD called La Blue Girl Returns. This DVD is filled with sex, nudity, sex and more nudity, but unlike Night Shift Nurses, it was not as bad. La Blue Girl is about a ninja-a carnal ninja, who has a black belt in sexual fighting skills that will surely boggle the viewer's imagination. La Blue Girl is a wild ride into a world that words alone can do no justice too.

     Mika (La Blue Girl) and her sister Miyu know how to kick alien ass. They are the masters of the Masturbation Technique,which I thought I mastered years ago, until watching this film. Anyway, Miyu is in love with some well-to-do looking dude who turns out to be a green, hulking monster that wants to find the Seal Case the sisters protect. The Seal Case gives whomever holds it the power to travel to the Schema Realm, where the evil Maroba clan resides. The Moroba are seeking to escape and attempt to destroy La Blue Girl with their evil sexual powers.

     La Blue Girl is just a freaky tale. Watching this film makes you shake your head and ask yourself, Where do they think of these things? However, you have to laugh as this movie is almost a parody of a ninja flick, using sex as the punch line. It is almost a harmless act in this film, because of the fantasy elements, whereas Night Shift Nurses was just way too real a setting to have such a story.

     While, La Blue Girl Returns was not my cup of tea, I have to admit that it was absolutely hilarious. There is even this little blue creature that accompanies Miyu, who looks like a cross between Orko from He-Man and an Ewok with the voice of Devil Doll from Radiskull and Devil Doll. He's a horny little runt, but hearing the things that come out of his mouth had me laughing.

     La Blue Girl Returns is distasteful, but at least it has fantasy, action and humor backing it up. The DVD even contains a commentary worth listening too including a sneak peak at the manga and some other artwork. So, while I would not go seeking this anime, anyone interested in hentai will enjoy this tentacle fantasy sex story.

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